You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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