Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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