You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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