Pregnant stripper...not hot.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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