Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Randomize
