okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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