If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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