Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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