quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
two words...techno handjob
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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