it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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