It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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