dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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