So drunk, too bad you don't want this
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
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I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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