will power is for people who don't want to get laid
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You had me at "let me see your balls"
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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