yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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