we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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