he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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