If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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