She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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