I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
God, I missed his penis.
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