I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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