dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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