Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
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i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.