ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere