just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
21 Dirty Secrets From Bachelor/Bachelorette Parties That Have Destroyed Marriages
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's never too late to be topless.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
23 Fathers Confess The Best Way They’ve Messed With Their Daughter’s Boyfriend
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.