I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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