Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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