yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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