my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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