Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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