That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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