i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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