Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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