your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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