My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I could make wine with my vomit
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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