3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
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I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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