Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
you inspire me to be a worse person
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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