STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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