I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
