I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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