Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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