I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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