so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Randomize
