I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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