And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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