worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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