People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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