The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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