Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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