I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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