I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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