I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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