So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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