You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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