I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Just puked most of my soul out..
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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