Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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