i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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