it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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