I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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